You know whose taste you’ve got a lot in common with? This guy! Your boy Johnno, who dressed like a lamb in wooden high heels. Who took to the stage in a Donald Duck costume. Who attended his own 50th wearing this outfit, apparently intentionally. Taste for days, has Elt. But it’s your shared love for Modernist photography that you two could totally bond over. He’s mad for it, so much so that Tate Modern’s got a hold of his private collection, which contains the works of big dogs like Man Ray, Dorothea Lange and Andre Kertesz, and is showing it from Thursday.