There’s an upcoming book that catalogues the carpets in Wetherspoon pubs. On every page in Spoon’s Carpets a new frontier of stomach-turning repulsiveness is reached.
Here’s one with faded postboxes, somehow trumped seconds later by a swirl of fuzzy worm-shapes.
It’s genuinely fascinating to discover the level of thought that goes into these beasts, and the write-ups strike just the right note of incredulity.
Delve beyond the nine million "limited-edition pumpkin cocktails" and you'll find some first-rate stuff coming up
Clamp your eyes on a load of animal-celebrating doozies at the Wildlife Photographer Of The Year
Pinpointing this weekend's best street food and pop-ups