Available until: July 31
Here “democratic socialist” Bernie Sanders becomes one with the globalised fast-food monolith that is KFC. That’s burger logic, guys! This monster is loaded with buttermilk chicken, pickled watermelon, rocket, and ranch dressing. Stabbed into the top is a deep-fried cornball, just in case you were worried it wouldn’t take 10 years off your life.
Available until: TBC
Two patties. Sheer beefy excess. Bundles of protein menace. This burger doesn’t just invite you to eat it; it makes you fear the consequences if you don’t. The cheeseburger to end all cheeseburgers. Cower before its might.
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