Various sites A good effort, this. Meatliquor could have just wanged a slice of Bernard Matthews on a beef burger and called it quits. But there’s a huge menu, including the XXXmas burger: roast turkey, a sausage patty, stuffing crumb, gravy and cranberry sauce. “Filth Pie” is also available, which is such a great name. It’s an Oreo, marshmallow, coconut and chocolate hellbeast.
Various sites New special from the truth-telling patty-pushers. Far East has beef, sesame mayo, Sichuan slaw, cheddar, parmesan and sriracha ketchup.
109-125 Knightsbridge, SW1 *Weary sigh* Yeah there’s a Nutella pop-up in Harvey Nichols. Let’s all hate ourselves for kinda wanting to go.
Pop Brixton, SW9, Friday & Saturday Soundtrack your street-food shovelling with a free festival of jazz-influenced stuff like afrobeat and rare groove.
Camden Market, NW1 A simple, brand-new opening. U’ll never guess what they sell!1! Just got to choose between pork and lamb, basically.
5 of the best, and completely free, fitness classes in London