Right. Black Friday tomorrow. Let’s do this. Let’s freakin’ DO THIS. Kick things off with the code GOGOGO on ASOS and get 30% off absolutely anything, all weekend, including this adidas Originals Quilt Parka. Then make full use of the half-price madness going down on Size? to hoard up on retro Umbro sportswear and a pair of Nike Air Pegasus 83s. Wardrobe sorted, now tech up your castle: Amazon’s got a host of console bundles, including a PS4 and Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare deal at £229; Boots has cut the price of upsettingly expensive electric toothbrushes, like this Oral-B 6500 (£190 down to £69.99) which has Bluetooth in it for no reason; and there’s 130 big boys off the sexiest, steamiest vacuum cleaner of them all: the Dyson V6 Flexi Cordless Handstick, over at Argos. Get yourself one of those and feel like a playboy billionaire… from the future.
Preposterous and delicious limited-edition meat parcels
At the National Portrait Gallery's Taylor Wessing Photographic Portrait Prize