Wait! Just wait. Before you look at the £11,200 pricetag, scream “To hell with Hyde!” and hurl your iDevice into the path of a train, know this: Swiss masters Hublot’s beautiful Big Bang can be yours from less eye-watering monthly payments of £280 from The Watch Gallery. See? Not such a spicy meatball to stomach. Keep your wild spending up by slapping your new watch on and steaming towards a truffle-laden luxury dinner at Blakes Hotel, before accepting you’ll be eating dirt and mattress filling until 2019.
Our two-step guide to absolutely dominating Pancake Day (Feb 28) begins with these five monsters
Pinpointing this weekend's best street food, pop-ups and openings
Including a special offer for Mr Hyde subscribers
Taking place the day after L'box in Victoria Park, it's a more sedate affair