Calm your jets, man. Yes, your Tinder date’s ranked a good 75 places above you in the Cool Leagues, but it doesn’t mean you can’t ace meet-up No2. Your first move: invest in a Kartel, a new watch brand from Scotland. Their unisex Tarbert (£110) reeks of graphic design sexiness, using a font with a trippy letter R (hip!) and inverted triangles where the letter V should be (trendy!). Once that’s on your wrist, head to the just-opened Ray’s Bar – a cocktail and ‘za spot from Voodoo Ray and Dalston Superstore.
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