All week we’ve been at it. “Halloween’s alright this year!” “Look, Halloween’s alright!” “Halloween? It’s alright, you know!” “Look!” But if it hasn’t worked, if our pestering has only hardened your disapproval, if the thought of grown humans “hilariously” dressed as Donald Trump fills you with genuine horror, avoid the whole thing by hitting Comic Con this weekend. Alternatively, imbibe some high culture at The British Museum with its exquisitely curated exhibition on South African art, or marvel at the snowy plains of Battersea Park with the arrival of the stunt-heavy Ski And Snowboard Show.
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