Follow our instructions precisely and you’ll be dancing across the sniper-riddled danger zone between here and payday without so much as grazing your knees. Your week of dirt-cheap greatness begins with the free Moving, Melting, Mountain Icelandic landscape photo exhibition in Deptford, which’ll have you craving your own wilderness adventure to the barren island. Next, take the booze heroes at Meantime Brewery up on their offer of a gratis pint at Make Time For It, a titchy three-man Greenwich pop-up bar. Then all that’s left is to enjoy 50% off the lunchtime tacos at Pachamama and you’ve made it out alive.
Our two-step guide to absolutely dominating Pancake Day (Feb 28) begins with these five monsters
Pinpointing this weekend's best street food, pop-ups and openings
Including a special offer for Mr Hyde subscribers
Taking place the day after L'box in Victoria Park, it's a more sedate affair