Inspired by: The 2008 fire that gutted Camden's Stables Market.
The plot: As they emerge, coughing and blackened, from the smoking rubble that was once their home, the denizens of Camden begin building makeshift shelters from whatever they can salvage: snide Obey caps, non-biodegradable noodles, Relentless-flavoured synthetic cannabis... From this post-apocalyptic shitscape emerge a pair of sickly-but-charismatic leaders, and a battle for dominance betwixt two equally ferocious gangs: the gutter-dwelling Doherty Clan, and the beehive-wielding House of Wine. It's Gangs Of New York meets Mad Max meets The Pigeon Detectives ironically covering Independent Woman Pt. 1 in the Radio 1 Live Lounge.
Starring: Danny Dyer as Amy Winehouse; Kathy Burke as Pete Doherty; Brian Blessed as Legitimately Terrifying Street Drinker No3.