1. Exclusive 50% off at Yamagoya
64 Shaftesbury Avenue, W1, Saturday Ramen's great at this time of year, isn't it? Sexy, sophisticated soup. Soup for playwrights. Soup you can believe in. And our readers can slurp down the finest half-price ramen at Yamagoya, on the first floor of Shuang Shuang (the hotpot place), tomorrow. Read the gumpf on this page and download the voucher to redeem.
24 Great Windmill Street, W1 A bloody massive Christmas sandwich – you'll need novelty foam hands to pick it up – has landed at the chop shop.
National Theatre, SE1, Saturday & Sunday Beavertown is taking over the taps at the National Theatre's craft beer pub so people in mauve cravats can get right p*ssed.
4. Street Feast
Various sites Special festive booze cups have arrived at Hawker House and Dinerama – things like a Sloe Gin Negroni. Get gulpin', Santa!
365 Warburton Street, E1 This Berlin-style meaty'n'cheesy all-day restaurant has just opened in the London Fields Brewery's taproom.
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