Various sites Make peace with your gods and finally admit to your brother you were behind the jam-sandwich-in-the-PS1 incident, because Chick’n’Sours’ gigantic Macho Nacho burger – a £12 tower of Chengdu chicken, kimchee cheese, more chicken and Viet pickles – is here to destroy us all through March (and help Cook for Syria a wee bit, too).
2. Lucky Chip/Breddos
Various sites The American/Mexican street food teams have united, smooching out a beef, brisket birria and burnt morita chili burger, The Wall, at all Lucky Chip joints this month. Sure smells political in here!
3. Number 177
177 Hoxton St, N1 Those retro photobooths everyone jumps inside when they go to Berlin? There’s one here, at Bruno Cabral’s newly opened bar, along with big burgers, schnitzels, booze and German club-inspired decor.
21 Great Pulteney St, W1 Fanny’s (behave yourself) is dropping shish and shawarma "posh kebabs" at Soho boozer The Sun & 13 Cantons for less than £8.
40 Marsh Wall, E14 A soft launch for the scrapbook – 50% off food at the new sky-high home of the former head chef at Michelin-starred L’Atelier de Joel Roubuchon.
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