You lovely, loyal fellas. You’ve been clicking, you’ve been reading, you’ve hopefully been enjoying our nonsense. And we love you for it. You’re some of our most loyal readers, hence why you’re here.
So, to say thanks we’re giving 50 of you the chance to win tickets for you and three of your mates to see Reservoir Dogs at The Grand in Clapham on Saturday 18 March. We’ve teamed up with the lads there, taking over their balcony and bunging 2K behind the bar for booze and unlimited popcorn. We'll be serving up some retro cocktails and handing out two free drinks tokens per person on the door.
The prize also includes free entry to the club where The Grand’s resident DJs will be supplying a heavy dose of party anthems from r'n'b, pop, hip hop, house and everything in between until 3am.
We chose the film because, well, we choose well and who doesn’t love machine gun Tarantino patter and razor sharp aesthetics. No one, that’s who.
Anyway, keep your eyes peeled for Friday 10 March, when we’ll be announcing the fortunate winners, and maybe something for the slightly less fortunate runners up - don't worry we'll make sure you're on the waiting list if any flakes drop out.
Keep on opening in the meantime - that's what got you here in the first place - for more competitions and dead exclusive offers for you, our triple A-List, primo tier members of the Hyde family.
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