Soon, just walking out your door will feel like blindly stumbling across a war zone minefield. Why? Because lurking under that autumnal carpet of dead leaves will be tiny parcels of evil fresh outta all manner of foul beast, silently waiting for an innocent foot to stamp right into them. So prep yourself with some hardy boot action. There’s classic Grenson brogues (£225), smart casual Eastland moccasin toes (£105), and wonderfully affordable Chelseas from Bellfield (£55). Or, hold your pennies until November 3 for Nike’s tasty new crop of street-bossing sneakerboots (£TBC) to drop.
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