1. The Slider Decider
Broadgate Circle, EC2, Saturday If you didn't get to our National Burger Day party last month, this is a worthy alternative. Sixteen chefs from Notable London Restaurants – Jose Pizarro, Maze Grill, Hixter etc – producing specially made sliders sold at "stations" around Broadgate Circle, with a panel judging a winner. Thoroughly pointless, thoroughly excellent.
2. Honest Burgers
Various sites New special, people! The Oktoberfest: beef patty, bacon, Bavarian smoked cheddar, sauerkraut and currywurst sauce.
3. Beer By The River
Tooting Bec Common, SW16, Saturday Sambrook's Brewery's boozefest, with 50 guest casks, Chinese dumplings and exotic burgers.
26 Kingly St, W1, Saturday & Sunday This is your time to drop £25 on a new Southern BBQ banquet, with brisket, baby back ribs and suckling pig.
5. Mercato Metropolitano
42 Newington Causeway, SE1 Small producers from the UK and Italy gather to flog sexy, artisanal products near London Bridge.
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